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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:07
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
share office space ...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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